Wednesday 18 May 2011

She JUST CANNES't get it right!!

For years, Aishwarya Rai has been going to Cannes, for the film festival. Sometimes as part of the jury, but mostly as the brand ambassador for L'oreal...
And every year I have something or the other to say about the DISASTERS that she chooses to addorn herself with. So, this year, the first outfit i saw was:
Alright, so the thing is, and I'm gonna say this as nicely as I can- it looks like a MOULDY CAKE!!! A really disgusting brownish cake with mould and fungus on it...yuck :P *pukes a little*
I know fashion critics and bloggers and whatnot have been raving about this particuler ensemble, but I hate it. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it. And as if the dress wasn't enough, the hair!! Really?? And I mean, C'mon! It's like her face is glistening in oil. A lil less make-up would do better on an older woman. Also, this dress does NOTHING for her...it makes her look fat! fat old auntie. :P my sister agrees.

Next Up:

 Ok now this I like. I like it. It's a lovely gown. But on closer inspection, and after reading it on fashionblogs, I noticed the cellulite. Yes, she's looking fat. Dear Mrs. Bachchan, you really need to wear more age-appropriate clothes now. The hair is so so mediocre. :P It's like a nest :D


Now, this again I liked. It's different, it's sassy and it makes her look slim and sexy :D it makes her look cool. Not a big fan of the woman, but I gotta give it to her here- she got it right!

Ugh, why? what is she wearing? Is this supposed to be a toga? They look like drapes. :P and the hair n makeup- too much. :P Doesn't look  nice on her skin tone.


REALLY? REALLY? she looks like a brown-spotted cow!! Need i say moo.. i mean more?? And couldn;t someone tie her saree for her? Shoddy job :P